Jan-Piet Mens

Made me grin:
Thank you for Your message, which has been added to an automatic queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks. Since this is a lawyers' office, I have to inform You that Your credit card has been charged €5.99 for the first [...]

Excepting the odd invoice I send out and a few receipts I get electronically, I typically print very few pages in a month. The 60+ pages I printed yesterday for my daughter however, took hours to print. My printer sits close to my desk so I unfortunately couldn't overhear it. I seemed as though it [...]